Sunday, June 11, 2006
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Another quick update on the England vs. Paraguay match. The match can basically be summed up in one word. HOPELESS. A third minute own goal was all that separated the two sides, and Paraguay were unlucky to leave the stadium without a point as luck was with the English on this day. No robo-Crouch in sight as he put in a pathetic performance although to be fair to him he had to play most of the match as a lone striker which really doesn't suit him at all.
Summary of match:

Largest teevee in Europe casting a shadow on the pitch. Nice
shade.
The loud mouth Paraguay captain score an own goal in the 3rd minute. -Well thanks for doing Peter Crouch's job, and also, this should teach you to SHUT UP and PLAY SOCCER DUDE. loser.

Beckham shouts "I NEED MORE PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS! EVEN PETER
CROUCH RUNS FASTER THAN ME!"

Uhm... SuperFan Returns?
| patty fought for sanity @ 1:39 AM|
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